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Calling all STRUMPETS! [Sep. 3rd, 2006|01:25 am]
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[beyondpale]
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The deliciously enticing concoction known as Strumpet is now available in FULL SIZE bottles in buy it now eBay listings. Those of you who swooned with delight when this was first released (our very first fragrance, egads!) and who have been clamouring for it ever since, do please hurry along (skipping and singing we feel would be appropriate - or at least squirming with joy in your seat a little...) before they sell out.

For those of you unfamiliar with Strumpet - here's a reminder of the sensual overload that is yours for the taking:

A saucy blend of rich chocolate, ripe cherry & vanilla musk, blended with pure sandalwood & vetiver for sensual, long-lasting warmth; pure jojoba base. Utterly addictive - redolent of sin.

It is incredibly naughty, moreish (ladies have been known to neglect their tasks and spend a great deal of the day sniffing their cleavages & performing wafting actions with their blouses, the better to luxuriate in the sinful blend!) and we have reports from several customers who say that, when wearing Strumpet, they have been overrun with admiring males fawning at them.

Quite how you deal with fawning males is entirely up to you, my darlings. ;-)

Begin the Sin... Buy STRUMPET here.
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From: _b0c0u287_
2006-09-03 01:27 pm (UTC)
that`s not saucey, yeah
that`s arti off fishial
good not enough u c
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[User Picture]From: beyondpale
2006-09-03 03:19 pm (UTC)

Once again, in English?

I am not sure I quite grasp any of what you have written. I apologise if your first language is not English, but if it is, perhaps you could clarify what, I am sure, must be an intriguing and enlightening comment on this post.
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From: _b0c0u287_
2006-09-03 03:30 pm (UTC)

once again, in english!!!

u just try
4 the self sakes
`tis easy
grasp on the grass
that`s all
follow thy soul
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[User Picture]From: beyondpale
2006-09-03 03:52 pm (UTC)

Re: once again, in english!!!

Ah. I should have added "...or are not in full possession of your faculties" to "I apologise if English is not your first language". Hey ho.
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From: _b0c0u287_
2006-09-03 06:05 pm (UTC)

in english!!!

lol upon ye ~)
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